The Enigma Of Flatness
by Devon Keene

I realized, after I'd been drinking heavily and was strung out sniffing
Alpo, that we had just one Sci-Fi story. The rest of them are all fantasy,
and can one really call itself a page for Sci-Fi/Fantasy if there is just
one representative from one of the categories? Would that make me a
dishonest beagle? Will Condoleeza Rice or Dubya ever tell the truth about
anything?

Obviously questions best left for a day when I have more vino and a fresh
can of Alpo, like right now. While I do that, enjoy this buddy tale with a
bit of rapier wit.

Where DID I leave the can opener?