I don't 'do' golf. That said, this tale was recommended by a reader and I had already passed it over due to it's Golf content. Now it's not really fair to say that I dislike Golf because I am no good at it, I am very consistent. I hit the same house.

Twice.

Who builds 'em so close to the Fair grass? Or the Greenway. Whatever you call it, the house was too GD close, 'nuff said.

Golf balls are also attracted to water, this is a scientific fact. I am not making this up.. As soon as I find the supporting evidence (I have it here somewhere) I'll send it to you.

Meantime, enjoy this tale from Rickdog, who saw the wisdom in handing over his tail.
 I mean tale. I was the bigger dog.

Stop snickering, I didn't mean I was fat!!