Webmaster's Note:
You all would not believe the problems I had trying to get
Dabeagle to give me this story. In the end it had to be extracted from him
like a rotting wisdom tooth. A long and tough procedure but in the end it feels
good to finally get it out. Actually it took a lot of ego stroking (and other
stroking that I won't get into here. Do you people know how hard it is to get
chocolate pudding out of flannel?). I am told however that this story is subject
to re-writes and modifications at any time and anywhere. And the reasoning for
this? To quote the beagle, "Because I said so and I can." Enjoy and
please email Beagle with your thoughts.