It Continues With Schwartz
Part 2
5:30 pm (Schwartz's)
"Peter, hurry up and show me the picture,"
Colin insisted.
"Let me catch my breath," he hissed,
dumping off his bag onf the table
and plopping onto the red velvet couch at Schwartz's.
Asks Tom, "Do you guys want a caffeine
reboost?"
"Please," Colin said, pushing my cup
toward his pitcher of hot coffee.
"How can you drink hot coffee in this heat?"
Kevin piped up.
"It's caffeine," Tom said. "Hot
OR cold, it does the job."
"Amen," Colin said, gulping down the
steaming hot liquid. "Now quit
hogging the pictures and let me see them."
"Yeah, quit hogging them," Tom added
in, putting his pot of coffee
down on the table and sitting next to Peter on the couch.
The door opened and in walked Brandon, also
known as Produce Guy.
"Thank god, honey," Peter said, giving
Brandon a quick kiss on the
lips. "Save me from them!"
"Are you guys picking on my little Petey
again?" Brandon asked
mischieviously.
"Only because he has something we want,"
Kevin answered.
"You want to know whether or not your picture
from the party turned
out all right, huh?" Brandon inquisited, then said, "I assure
you guys that
you look great."
Peter smacked his forehead.
"You showed Brandon the picture?"
Kevin said melodramatically. "Before
US?"
"Oh, don't wet your pants Kevin,"
Peter responded. "Brandon was there
when I picked up the film."
"Well, hurry up and show the damn picture,"
Colin said impatiently.
Peter opened his backpack and took out an envelope.
Tom grabbed it out
of Peter's hands and fished out the pictures.
"Boring...boring," Tom said, tossing
pictures aside.
"Hey, those were pictures of our trip in
Tahoe!" Peter interjected.
"Precisely," Tom responded and continued,
"Boring...boring...boring...A HA!"
"Let me see," Colin said.
We crowded around Tom as he held up the picture.
"I look decent enough," Kevin commented.
"Just don't show Mark."
"Deal," Colin said. "Only if
you don't show it to Elliot."
"Well," Tom said. "I don't mind
letting Dale see this."
"That's because you look fuckin' gorgeous,"
Kevin said slyly.
"Hey, what can i say?" Tom replied.
"I'm just photogenic."
"Indeed you are," Peter agreed and
yanked the picture out of his hand.
"And Brandon and I are off to the opera."
"Boring..." Kevin said, rolling his
eyes.
"Well, we enjoy it," Brandon said
smiling. "You guys still coming over
tomorrow night?"
"And your hubbies too," Peter added.
"We're cooking for eight."
"I'm there," Colin said. "And
Elliot."
"Count us in," Kevin said.
"Dale will go anywhere as long as there's
food and a party," Tom
replied.
"Ok then, seven-thirty," Peter said
while grabbing his backpack.
We nodded and Peter and Brandon left for their
opera.
"The opera..." Tom muttered.
Kevin made a disgusted face, and Colin snorted
with laughter, Tom
refilled my glass with luke-warm coffee.
7:40 pm (Kevin's place)
"Mark," Kevin said.
"Yeah, Kev?" he said sleepily.
"What do you think about the opera?"
"The opera?" Mark asked. "I don't
know, I guess it's a boring show
with fat people singing, why?"
"I don't know...it's just Petey and Produce
Guy go to the operas...and
I just wonder if we're ready for, ya know...operas."
"Or you're just thinking whether or not
we're ready to go to the next
level?" Mark retorted, with a twinkle in his eye.
"Yeah..." Kevin muttered.
"What IS the next level?" Mark asked.
"I don't know..." Kevin said, averting
Mark's stare.
"You DO know," Mark said teasingly
as he began to tickle Kevin.
Kevin squirmed and kicked, "Ok...ok, I'll
tell you."
"I...uh...um...I want you to uh...um...."
"Just spit it out, silly," Mark said.
"I want you to move in with me."
Mark sat in contemplative silence.
"God, Mark, say no or something, just don't
sit there silently," Kevin said.
"YOu know how silence drives me crazy and makes me nervous and
it makes
me babble...kinda like now....and..."
"Yes," he said finally.
"What?" Kevin asked.
"Yes, I'll move in with you."
Kevin gave Mark a quick hug, and Mark drew Kevin
into a long kiss
and said, "We'll start packing tomorrow."
9:35 pm (Colin's place)
"Want to call in Chinese tonight?"
Elliot asked, flipping off the
television set.
"Whatever you want," Colin called
out from the bathroom, "Just let me
reapply some deodorant."
"I don't think the freshness of your armpits
will help us decide on
dinner," Elliot said dryly.
"Just freshening up," Colin insisted.
"Now I smell refreshed and
clean, no?"
Feigning a whiff, Elliots said, "Yes, it
smells almost delicious to
eat. Let's have your deodorant for dinner."
"Now you're mocking me," Colin said.
"How about we just order a
pizza?"
"Pizza, again?"
"Now you're mocking my ideas too?"
Colin said, lifting an inquisitive
eyebrow.
"Of course not," he replied. "Pizza's
good."
Colin made a call to the local pizzeria and
ordered a pizza.
"I want a pizza with pepperoni, sausage--
"--no sausage."
"Uh, cross out on the sausage then, pepperoni
and ham..."
"--no ham."
"Sorry, cross out the ham, so pepperoni
and peppers and onions--"
"--um, ixnay on the onions..."
"Hang on," Colin said irritably, "You
want to order the pizza?"
"Sorry, continue."
"All right," Colin said. "So
pepperoni, peppers, and olives--"
"Um...about the olives..."
"Oh damn it," Colin said, hanging
up the phone. "Forget dinner, I'm
going to sleep."
1:43 am- (Tom's place)
Dale stumbled in loudly and threw his keys on
the coffee table. Tom
woke up from the couch and rushed to Dale.
"Dale, honey, where were you?" Tom
said, unbuttoning Dale's shirt.
"I had...some...fun..." Dale slurred.
"I didn't want to be cooped in
another Saturday with YOU..."
Those words stung Tom as he loosened Dale's
shirt.
"I see," Tom said, averting Dale's
condescending stare.
"You're...just...a popper...i mean...pooper,"
Dale said.
"Your breath reeks of beer," Tom commented.
"I'm just going to sober
you up with a nice cup of c--"
"--fuck your coffee," Dale said. "I
want vodka, straight up."
"That'll be the last thing I'm getting
you," Tom said.
"Fuck you coffeeboy, what, now you won't
give me what I want?"
"Watch your mouth," Tom growled.
"Give me the god damn vodka," Dale
said, pushing Tom.
"No!"
Dale attempted to punch Tom, but Tom avoided
Dale's sluggish arm
movement. Dale fell onto the couch and within minutes, he was out cold.
12:34 pm- (Schwartz's)
"God, I just can't take it anymore,"
Tom said, in between sobs. "But I
love him."
"Does he know this?" Kevin asked.
"No, he's too afraid to commit to anything,"
Tom replied.
Peter piped in, "God, it's like dating
a teenager."
"Seriously," I mumbled.
"He says the most hurtful things when he's
drunk," Tom explained. "But
I find myself forgiving him time after time, because he WAS drunk, and
he had
impaired judgement."
"Then you're just egging him on to drink,"
Peter said.
Colin and Kevin nodded slowly in agreement.
Kevin suggested, "You should tell Dale
that he either quita drinking or
he's going to lose you."
"Will that work?" Tom said, wiping
his tears.
"If he cares about you enough, then he'll
try his best," Colin
responded.
"Ok," Tom said, "I'll talk to
him tonight, well, assuming he's home."
"That's my boy," Colin said, giving
Tom a tight hug.
"I've got some news too..." Kevin
said.
"What is it?" Colin asked.
"I asked Mark to move in with me."
"Like to fill up that vacant room?"
Peter inquisited.
"Uh...no, as in...WITH me, MY room,"
Kevin replied slowly.
Peter shrieked, Colin hugged Kevin, and Tom
refilled all our cups with
hot coffee.
"You finally took a big step," Peter
said.
"Well, ever since New Year's, Tom here
has taught me a lesson," Kevin
said, nudging Tom.
"I'm still going to hell for that one,"
Tom said.
"Don't worry about going to hell,"
Colin stated. "Because we'll be
right there behind you."
Kevin threw a pillow at Colin, and Peter and
Tom just giggled.
"Will ya keep it down?" some grouchy
man said in a corner.
Kevin just roared in laughter, the rest of them
followed suit.
6:30 p.m. (Peter and Brandon's)
"Honey, are you almost ready?" Peter
called out. "I need to take a
shower too, and I need someone to watch the stove."
"I'll be right out," Brandon called
back.
"Well, hurry," Peter called back.
"They'll be here in an hour, and if
Tom had anything to do with it, they'll be early. REALLY early."
"All right," Brandon said, appearing
in the kitchen.
His head was slicked back from the wetness of
his shower, and he had an
invigorating fragrance.
"You know how sexy you look with your hair
all slicked back?" Peter
said quietly, hugging Brandon.
"That's why I did it," Brandon said,
giving Peter a kiss. "Wow, you
smell, time for a shower!"
"Shut up," Peter said, smacking Brandon
on the chest. "Watch the
stove."
Peter hurried into the bedroom and turned on
the shower, Peter
chuckled and began stirring the pan contents.
6:42 pm- (Tom's place)
"Dale," Tom said.
"Yeah, Tom?" Dale said.
"We need to talk," Tom said, taking
a deep breath.
"About what, Tom?" Dale asked, straightening
his tie.
"Last night..."
"Say no more," Dale said. "I
realize I was a bit tipsy last
night...and I apologize."
"It's not just that..." Tom said.
"I might of said some things that I didn't
mean," Dale said. "I'm
sorry, honey."
"Dale," Tom said, inhaling another
deep breath. "I love you."
Dale's jaw slightly dropped from surprise and
remained speechless. Tom
avoided his stare and walked out of the room.
6:45 pm (Elliot's place)-
"Honey, talk to me!" Elliot pleaded.
"I said I was sorry."
"It's fine," Colin said cooly. "You'll
just have to order your pizzas
by yourself."
"So I'm a picky eater," Elliot said,
throwing his arms up in
frustration. "You can't hate me for that!"
"I guess not..." Colin muttered, giving
Elliot a small grin.
Colin leaned in to give Elliot a hug and a kiss
on the cheek, "Maybe
I'm just childish."
"Or just a drama queen."
RING, rings the phone.
"Hey, El, your phone is ringing."
"Colin, get it for me, will ya?" Elliot
said. "I'm going to get
something out of my bedroom."
Colin picked up the phone, "Hello?"
Elliot returned and saw the color drained out
of Colin's face.
"Who is it?" Elliot mouthed to Colin.
Angered, Colin replied and handed Elliot the
phone, "Your girlfriend."
Colin walked out of Elliot's apartment.
6:53 pm- (Kevin's)
"Kevin," Mark said. "Where should
I put this painting?"
"What painting?" Kevin asked.
"This one of dogs playing poker,"
Mark responded.
"You're kidding me, right?"
"No, my brother got this painting for me,
I was thinking we could hang
it here in the living room."
"Uh..." Kevin said. "How about...we
don't hang it up."
"You don't like it?"
"It's not that...it's just...that...it
wouldn't look right in my
living room."
"YOUR living room, YOUR bedroom, YOUR kitchen!"
Mark yelled.
"What?" Kevin asked, confused.
"You rejected the statue for the bedroom..."
"Mark, it was of a nude woman...it was
tasteless!"
"Ok...my toilet brush for the bathroom..."
"Mark, it didn't go with the rest of the
bathroom..."
"You didn't want my George Foreman grill
in the kitchen..."
"Mark, I...uh...it's so big...and awkward
looking..."
"See?" Mark said, frustrated. "You've
complained about everythign I
own...and nothing goes with YOUR stuff...it's not yours anymore...if
I'm
moving in...it's going to have to be OUR stuff."
Mark threw his arms up in anger and went into
the bathroom, "Well, I'm
going to go take a shower in YOUR bathroom."
Mark slammed the door, and Kevin just sat there,
flabbergasted.
7:25 pm- (Tom and Dale, in front of Peter and Brandon's)
"Act happy, don't say a word," Tom
warned Dale.
Dale was still speechless. Brandon opened the
door, "Hey, guys, early
as usual. Come on in!"
Tom and Dale flashed a smile and entered, Brandon
closed the door.
7:27 pm- (Colin and Elliot, somewhere on the street)
"I said I was sorry," Elliot said.
"I can explain everything."
"What?" Colin asked hotly. "That
you've been two-timing and worse,
with a GIRL!"
"You see, I--"
"I DON'T want to hear your excuses, Elliot!"
screamed Colin.
"Don't make a scene," Elliot muttered.
"Fine, act happy when we get to Petey's,"
Colin said. "I don't want
you to ruin their big dinner."
Elliot could not even utter a reply. Colin pressed
the doorbell, and
Peter answered the door, "Hey, guys, just in time, come in and
get a drink."
Peter let Colin and Elliot into the door and
closed it behind them.
7:31 pm- (Kevin and Mark, on the streets)
Kevin walked slowly, Mark trailed behind angrily.
"Let's just act happy tonight for Peter
and Brandon's sake," Kevin
said.
"Fine," Mark said. "Press the
damn doorbell."
Kevin pressed the doorbell and Peter opened
the door, "Late as usual,
come on in!"
Mark and Kevin entered and Peter closed the
door. Peter walked into
the kitchen and pulled Brandon into a corner.
"Something is wrong," Peter said.
"What do you mean?" Brandon asked.
"I know them, something is definitely up
with all of them," Peter
replied matter of factly. "They don't seem like themselves and
can't you feel
the tension?"
"Now that you mention it...sort of,"
Brandon agreed. "Well, let's just
put out the salad, and we'll see."
7:56 pm- (At the table)
The four couples chewed their salad quietly.
"Well," Brandon started. "How
was the move, Mark?"
"It was--OUCH!" Mark winced in pain.
Peter looked at Kevin and thought, he must've
kicked him under the
table.
"What was that?" Brandon asked, oblivious
to Mark's wince of pain.
"It was fine," Mark mumbled, reaching
down to sooth his leg.
"Well, I see that we're done with our salads,"
Brandon said. "Let me
get your plates."
"Thanks, honey," Peter said audibly.
"I love you."
At that moment, Dale choked on his crouton.
"Dale, you ok?" Peter asked, concerned.
"He's fine," Tom said roughly, patting
Dale on the back. "He's just
peachy!"
Brandon gave Peter a 'you're on to something'
look.
Meanwhile, Colin sat quietly, poking at his
greens with his fork.
"You should eat something," Elliot
said quietly.
"And you should stop picking at your food
and don't tell me what to
do, you're not my GIRLfriend," Colin replied quietly and cooly.
Peter flashed Brandon another look.
"I'm going to go help Brandon with the
main course," Peter said
uneasily. "Excuse us."
Peter rushed Brandon into the kitchen, "Now
do you believe me that
something's up?
"I believed you from the beginning,"
he said assuringly. "I don't
doubt you for a second, they're your best friends."
"Well, it's MY duty as a best friend to
meddle," Peter said.
"Oh NO, it isn't," Brandon said. "Don't
you dare get into their
business!"
"Hey," Peter said, grabbing the pork
roast, "What are best friends
for?"
8:14 pm- (Still at the table)
"Good pork roast," Elliot commented.
"Thank Brandon here," Peter said.
"He made it."
The other five muttered their appreciation and
praise.
"I'm suprised you actually like the roast,"
Colin stated. "Being such a
picky eater and all."
"Will you drop it?" Elliot hissed.
"You said to talk about this
later."
"Maybe you should talk about it now,"
Peter said casually.
Brandon kicked Peter...except he missed and
kicked Mark.
"Why did you kick me again?" Mark
said angrily to Kevin.
"I didn't kick you," Kevin retorted.
"I'm sorry, I kicked you," Brandon
said.
"See?" Kevin replied. "I didn't
kick you, the first time was me."
"Just slap me next time instead,"
Mark said. "It'll hurt less."
"Oh...don't give me that invitation,"
Kevin said.
There was an awkward silence.
"I just love these yams," Dale spoke
up, chewing thoughtfully.
"Nice to know you can love things,"
Tom responded automatically.
Dale once again choked on another object, and
Tom kept slapping
forcefully on Dale's back.
"Take it easy there," Peter said.
"You want to keep Dale alive, not
dead."
Dale muttered something along the line of thanks
and continued to eat
his yams.
9:32 pm- (The table)
The four couples sat in awkward silence as Brandon
cleared the table.
"Let me help," Mark said.
The others jumped in to offer their services.
"Uh...I can handle it by myself,"
Brandon said uneasily. "Thanks."
"I insist on helping," Mark said.
"It's not like I get to do much at
Kevin's."
"That is IT!" Kevin said, standing
up. "Thanks for dinner, Peter and
Brandon, I'm going to go back to MY apartment."
"I'll come by in the morning to pick up
my stuff!" Mark yelled.
"FINE!" Kevin screamed back.
Kevin picked up his coat, opened the door, and
left. Mark picked up
his plate and Kevin's setting and took it the kitchen quietly. The other
two
couples looked uneasily at each other...hoping for an interruption.
"Who wants pie?" Peter offered hopefully.
"What kind of pie is it?" Elliot asked
carefully.
"Banana cream," Peter answered. "Is
that all right?"
"He doesn't like bananas," Colin spoke
up dryly. "And he's
lactose-intolerant."
Elliot looked at Colin surprisedly, "I
didn't realize you knew all
that."
"And just when I thought I had you all
figured out, I'm right back at
square one," Colin said sadly.
"Oh, honey," Elliot said, wiping a
tear from Colin's face.
"I'm...sorry," Colin choked out. "I'm
going to skip dessert and call
it a night, thanks, guys."
Colin opened the door and closed it quickly.
"What happened?" Peter asked, concerned.
"I'll have to tell you later," Elliot
said. "There's a guy out there
that I love very much, and I'm going to chase after him."
"There ya go," Brandon said. "Run
safely."
Elliot opened the door and jogged outside, the
door closing behind him.
"I'm surprise you didn't choke after Elliot
said he loves Colin," Tom
said, unamused.
"That's because..." Dale said slowly.
"Spit it out," Peter urged.
Brandon slapped him on the arm.
"Here," Dale said, reaching into his
pants pocket and getting out a
small box.
"What is it?" Tom asked.
"It's a ring," Dale answered. "I
got it a week ago to show you how
much I love you...but I chickened out."
"Then why did you stand there like an idiot
when I told you that I
love you?" Tom asked.
"Because no one has ever told me that they
loved me," Dale responded.
"So...I was just a little taken back. But Tom, I love you too.
I want you to
take this ring to know how much I love you."
"Oh, Dale," Tom said, tears welling
in his eyes. "I love you so much."
Tom leaned in to give Dale a long, passionate
kiss.
"Get a room, guys," Peter said, feigning
disgust.
"I think we better get going too,"
Tom said. "We have a lot to talk
about."
"Good night," Brandon called out.
"G'night, guys," Tom said, giving
Peter a kiss on the cheek. Then
whispered, "Thanks, Petey, I love you."
9:36 pm- (On the street somewhere, Colin/Elliot)
"Colin, wait!" Elliot cried breathlessly.
"Elliot, just leave me alone," Colin
sobbed loudly.
"Colin," Elliot said, catching up
to Colin. "Just wait a second. Look
at me, Col."
Colin refused.
"Colin, just look into my eyes," Elliot
said.
Colin complied and looked into Elliot's sparkling
blue eyes.
"There's no one in this world I care for
more than you," Elliot
whispered assuringly. "That girl on the phone was my sister. She
calls every
so often to check up on me and she knows that I'm gay...so she plays
mean
tricks on me by telling people she's my girlfriend...when we're really
related."
"You mean she's your SISTER?"
"I don't have a girlfriend, Colin,"
Elliot said. "Just an adorable and
handsome stud for a boyfriend."
"You're sooo cheesy," Colin said,
laughing and sniffling.
"You want to go back to my place?"
Elliot offered.
"Yes."
So Colin and Elliot walked arm in arm back to
their apartment
building.
9:36 pm- (Back at Peter's)
"Mark, come out of hiding," Peter
said.
"You're going to have to face Kevin sooner
or later," Brandon chimed
in sternly.
"I prefer later, thank you," Mark
replied.
Peter went into the kitchen and pulled Mark
out to the dining room.
"I know you're mad," said Peter. "But
you can't solve anything unless
you go confront Kevin, he's stubborn, but he's not ignorant."
"Ok," Mark said uncertainly. "I'll
see you guys later."
10:04 pm- (Kevin's place)
"Um...Kevin?" Mark said, peering his
head into the room.
"I'm in our kitchen," Kevin replied.
"Our?" Mark responded, walking into
the kitchen.
"Ta-da," Kevin sang proudly. "Behold
the new and improved, did i
mention plugged-in, George Foreman's lean, mean, fat-reducing grilling
machine!"
"Wow," Mark said, smiling. "It's
better than new."
"That's because I washed it," Kevin
stated. "And as for the dogs
playing poker painting, it's going to have to go in the sitting room...I
don't think I can handle cooking and staring at it."
"You don't have to do this, you know,"
Mark said, still smiling.
"I know," Kevin replied. "But
I asked you to move in, and now, this is
OUR place."
"Our place," Mark echoed. "I
like the sound of that, our place."
11:35 pm- (Back at Peter and Brandon's)
"Well, that was another eventful dinner,"
Peter said, chuckling. "Are
you going to come to bed now?"
"Just a second, I have to type up some
memos for my boss," Brandon
said.
"Isn't it frustrating to work TWO jobs,
as an office assistant and a
checkout clerk?"
"It gets me the money, doesn't it?"
Brandon said, furiously typing out
the content of the memo.
"I just don't want you to burn out,"
Peter said, concerned.
"I know, sweety, it's just that I've been
doing this for almost two
years...and I'm starting to get a hold of it," Brandon said assuringly.
"Plus, I'm bound to get a promotion soon at either work place."
"That's great."
"And maybe we can save up enough money
and get a house out in the
suburbs...and we can have a white picket fence...and a station
wagon...and..."
"...mm...picket fence," echoed Peter
sleepily.
"Peter?" Brandon called.
Brandon turned around and found Peter sleeping
soundly on their bed.
Brandon lifted Peter and turned him so that his head would hit the pillow,
pulled up the comforters, and turned off the light. Brandon strained
his eyes
to keep his focus on the bright lap top screen, when Peter appeared
groggily
with a portable lamp in his hand.
"You're going to go blind," Peter
mumbled.
"I'm going to go to bed now anyways,"
Brandon said.
"Good," Peter grumbled, pulling Brandon
with him to bed.
They both crawled into their warm bed and positioned
themselves into a
tight embrace. Peter pulled the comforters over their head, and they
both
slept soundly through the night.
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